Definitions by SamTaylor31

Crackwool

The gathering of lint fibres that collect at the top crevasse of a persons backside.

Max found a small ball of crackwool at the top of his arse cheeks.

Merch

A small piece of pubis or fine fabric thread retrieved from a gentleman's urethra

Sam found some a piece of cocklint in his japseye when peeing this morning.

Merch