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Crackhead Moment
Crackhead Moment by N&T December 8, 2020
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crackhead hours
whenever you’re doing stupid, unexplainable shit, you’re definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid
*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
crackhead hours by ur b1tch October 24, 2019
crackhead ned
The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes
crackhead ned by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019
crackhead culture
Beth: Did you see the new BTS music video?
Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!
Me: OMG YES! It was totally crackhead culture, it was SO awesome!!
crackhead culture by Crazy_as_Cora August 26, 2018
Crackhead hours
The time of the night when you need sleep, find everything hilarious, and wanna sing every song on the frozen soundtrack.... Crackhead hours are very dark hours
Crackhead hours by quitting IS succeeding November 5, 2018
crackhead math
You get your paycheck for $240 and say
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"
or
You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"
Hence the term crackhead math
"Awesome, I just scored 6 ecstasy pills!"
or
You find $10 on the floor and think
"Sweet, I just got myself 5 beers!"
Hence the term crackhead math
crackhead math by Dj Djuric August 8, 2009
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