What McDonald's should really be called. It is extremely unhealthy (even the so-called healthier choices at McDonald's are loaded with fats and/or salt or sugar. Plus it also gives you the shits. Anyone who thinks CrapDonald's is better for you than home cooking needs to be drawn and quartered.
I went to CrapDonald's for lunch and the BigCrap made me shit my pants
A McDonalds-esk food joint but is located in the ghetto and is populated by crack addicts, this has caused the food joint to serve crack instead of food.
Welcome to Crackdonalds what the fuck do you want?
Theme Song - Crackdonalds! We love to see you smile! Unless your teeth be fucked up then you better keep your mouth shut!
A McDonald’s or fast food place that is so ghetto your friends don’t even believe you when you tell them what happened there. There’s definitely someone doing a drug deal in front of it, and people having unprotected sex in the shit stained bathroom stall, and in that bathroom, there is no mirrors or paper towel dispensers because people stole them all.
“I saw someone snorting coke on the bare dirty crackdonalds table last time I went to downtown Seattle, and nobody batted a eye”