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People who are addicted to McDonalds food usually kids, teenagers, fat fucks and stupidiots who change there last name to something stupid.
After the big game Chad Ochocinco be jonesing for some CrackDonald's.
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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1. Feces, human or animal waste

2. Bullshit, lies, being full of shit

3. a contraction of the words Country + Rap = Crap

4. Kid Rock- see all of the above
I went to see Kid Rock in concert, he's crap.
This statement is true for all of the above definitions.
He looks smells and sounds like crap (a six foot pile of feces)

He singing or rapping is nothing but crap (bullshit and lies, he is so full of shit).

They type of music he perfoms is crap. (a fucked up blend of county music and rap)

The reason he is successful is he bullshits the crowd
and says things like "good bless america" "I love all you soliders" "Nascar Whooo" and tries to steal the fans of legit performers like Willie Nelson, Lynyrd Skynyrd,Bob Seger and KISS. also tries to steal the fans of popular non-talents like Bon Jovi,Eminem and Bret Michaels. and steals riffs from people who are now dead-the late great Warren Zevon.
by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010
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Prince Charles is to Princess Diana as Prince Poppycock is to...

A.) Freddie Mercury
B.) Elton John
C.) Liberace
D.) Princess Poppycunt
by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010
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Acronym for "Royal Fucking Know It All"

pronounced are-eff-kee-ya

variations include fkia "Fucking Know It All"

pronounced eff-kee-ya

use the rfkia when the person is a known celebrity
use fkia when talking about teenagers or in-laws etc

A lot of sports casters and talk show hosts are rfkia's, People like Bob Costas, Howard Cowsell, Bryant Gumball, Keith Olberman, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham etc.
Not all talk show hosts are fkias, Don Imus and Bill O'Reilly are just stupid assholes.
sometimes my brother in law is such a fkia,
could be worse, at least he's not Dr Phi,l he is a rfkia.
by Magic Mocha September 22, 2010
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A McDonalds happy meal without a toy, usually happens when Mom is pmsing and goes through the drive thru too fast, never checks the order and the pimplefester doesn't either. Then poor Mom has to listen to little Johnny throw a shitfit all the way home. sometimes resulting in a backhand and that makes for a Saddermeal. If Johnny end up with a black eye and his school teacher calls the cops on Mom its the saddest meal and if Johnny dies in the ER of a brain hemorrhage then its a Sadisticmeal.
Mom: What do you want for supper Johnny?

Johnny: (screams) CrackDonald's

(sings) yeah I'm gonna get a Toy, maybe its a racecar, maybe its a beanie baby, maybe its a Robot.

Mom: Sorry pal its a sadmeal only a few fries, a knapkin and a greaseburger

Johnny: (throws a shitfit) arhhhhh when I grow up I'm going to beat the crap out a that clown.

Mom: SHUTUP (whap)
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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the female version of a peacock used by stupidiots who don't know the correct word is peahen.
During the mating season the peacock flares out its feathers when trying to get the attention of the peacunt.
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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A teenager who's face and or forehead is covered with acne, some times bright red, shiny white or deep black pores. Usually works at the drive thru at Crackdonalds handling your food and change.
Mom to CrackDonald's manager : Next time I go to the drive thru please make sure you double check the order, my son threw a shitfit the other day and your pimplefester was so busy stuffing his face with greaseburgers he forgot the damn toy.

Pimplefester to his manager: Yo toy was bagged and tagged, Bro she be pmsing
by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010
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