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Crabdog
crabdog(noun | /kræb.dɔ ɡ/)
A toxic, deeply envious person who combines crab mentality (pulling down anyone trying to escape mediocrity) with a dog-in-the-manger attitude (preventing others from enjoying things they themselves cannot or will not enjoy).A professional hater who is completely stagnant in their own life—neither "eating" nor "fucking"—but will aggressively sabotage, boycott, or cockblock anyone else who tries to.
Portuguese: carandor
A toxic, deeply envious person who combines crab mentality (pulling down anyone trying to escape mediocrity) with a dog-in-the-manger attitude (preventing others from enjoying things they themselves cannot or will not enjoy).A professional hater who is completely stagnant in their own life—neither "eating" nor "fucking"—but will aggressively sabotage, boycott, or cockblock anyone else who tries to.
Portuguese: carandor
"I was finally about to get promoted, but my toxic coworker went full cradog and tanked my project just so I couldn't climb the ladder."
"My wife doesn't fuck nor allows me to, and prefers I'm depressed on the sofa than having a proper life. Fucking crabdog!"
Adjective: Crabdogged or crabdoggy behavior
"My wife doesn't fuck nor allows me to, and prefers I'm depressed on the sofa than having a proper life. Fucking crabdog!"
Adjective: Crabdogged or crabdoggy behavior
Crabdog by Philosofia August 26, 2026
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Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis.
A behavioural anomally known to exist in Costa Rica. When a human is sober, they can touch the local dogs with ease, while crabs will run away as fast as they can. When the same human is under the influence of alcohol, dogs run away almost instantly while the human can reach down and touch crabs with ease.
I tried touching the crabs on the beach, but it didn't work until I was drunk because of the Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hyphothesis.
Crab-Dog-Alcohol Hypothesis. by Klotz November 4, 2003
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