Crab car 

A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.

Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.

Crab car by Omgcatslol4 January 21, 2021

crab carcaii 

When a bunch of drunks eat a bunch of crabs, they will often leave behind piles of crab carcasses. In the elite world of crab tasting and crab consumption, said piles are referred to as piles of "crab carcaii."

I was eatin crabs with this homo and we threw all the scraps into this pile and called it a crab carcaill pile.

Hey Joey you dumb fuck- that's my pile of crab carcaii!

I killed my ex-wife and dumped her body into a pile of crab carcaii. I think she was indian.

crab carcaii by Carson pumper May 31, 2006

crab cart 

Most appropriately a promiscuous woman. However can just be generalized to any female. References the sexually transmitted genital organism commonly referred to as "the crabs."

That chick dates a lot of guys, she's a real crab cart.

crab cart by cnt55 June 18, 2008

Caribbean King Crab 

A sexual position in which the female is squatted on top of the male genitalia while the male is lying on his back. The girl then proceeds to hold her hands out like crab claws and rotates in a clockwise pattern. Lube is recommended.

Bro, we Caribbean King Crabbed all night. She was so dizzy afterwards.

Caribbean King Crab by King crabber August 15, 2021

Carolina Crab Cake 

Originating from the shores of North Carolina, a Carolina Crab Cake is the act of ejaculating onto a sexual partners' stomach while they're laying down, and then allowing the semen to pool into their belly button and harden into a cake. The cake is then removed from the belly button and eaten.

Person 1: "Me and my family are gonna go out for some Carolina Crab Cakes tonight for dinner."
Person 2: "Your family is repulsive."

Carolina Crab Cake by TheSteamroller May 3, 2021

Caribbean Crab Legs 

The act in which a woman spreads her legs. A man then grabs a mallet and beats her legs with it. After one of her legs has a compound fracture, the man sucks/licks the blood off of the legs and spits it onto her vagina. He then fucks her vagina.

Dude I swear to God, the Caribbean Crab Legs have got to hurt so bad. I saw this guy do it on this woman once, and I cringed so hard.

Caribbean Crab Legs by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 5, 2020

Caribbean Crab Bite 

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole

I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio

Caribbean Crab Bite by Linden&James December 5, 2024