Linden&James's definitions

Stinky Umbrella

When you are you so fat you’re stomach creates a “umbrella” keeping your under carriage bone dry while showing

That girl Cassidy’s boyfriend has a STINKY UMBRELLA

by Linden&James February 8, 2025

Keinen

Someone who is never on time, constantly talks about their ex, terrible listener, makes poor financial decisions, often makes autistic noises, didn’t graduate high school, and drinks Twisted Teas on the regular

Goddamn he was supposed to be here 3 and a half hours ago he’s really pulling a Keinen

There he goes talking about his ex again, drunk on twisted teas, really acting like a Keinen

by Linden&James December 10, 2024

Feeding the Geese

When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting

Look at James over there Feeding The Geese, what a guy

by Linden&James December 10, 2024

Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole

I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio

by Linden&James December 5, 2024

Caribbean Crab Bite

when you use a lobster claw to pinch open ones ass hole

I’m can’t get it in there, can you Caribbean Crab Bite it? -James T. Baio

by Linden&James December 5, 2024