Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
A deadly variant of COVID-2019 that is activated through 5G electromagnetic radiation or something. It's a normal flu but through the magic on nanobots and highly energetic radio waves all life will be perished. It's no longer a matter of who dies, but rather in which order we die. Shitting and puking blood is what you wish for when it hits you and it will hit everybody – make no mistake.
COVID-2019 is so last year. Behold: COHIV-2021! A new mutated, bioengineered supervirus that will be activated at a precise moment to annihilate all mankind. It's the end of the world, truly!
While asleep, fully experiencing the life we miss, during the covid-19 pandemic.
In the sunlight, he was walking freely among other people, everyone smiling at each other, holding hands. A woman approached him, oh my God, she was so beautiful, and she looked into his eyes and kissed him. - These were his Covivid dreams, every night, and he found them thrilling.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.