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Cozim
Cozim by Freshcozim December 25, 2018
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Coziv • Cozing • coliving • colivia • cozie • cobiverse • CODIV • codividualism • COHIV-2021 • Coive
Scrotum cozies
Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
Husband- "yes dear!"
Scrotum cozies by El domarino July 4, 2014
COHIV-2021
A deadly variant of COVID-2019 that is activated through 5G electromagnetic radiation or something. It's a normal flu but through the magic on nanobots and highly energetic radio waves all life will be perished. It's no longer a matter of who dies, but rather in which order we die. Shitting and puking blood is what you wish for when it hits you and it will hit everybody – make no mistake.
COVID-2019 is so last year. Behold: COHIV-2021! A new mutated, bioengineered supervirus that will be activated at a precise moment to annihilate all mankind. It's the end of the world, truly!
COHIV-2021 by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 12, 2021
coziness
A mug of cocoa, a romance novel, and my favorite blanket: that's my idea of coziness on a lonely day at home.
I envy cats sometimes; they seem able to curl up and find coziness almost anywhere.
I envy cats sometimes; they seem able to curl up and find coziness almost anywhere.
coziness by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006
Covivid dreams
In the sunlight, he was walking freely among other people, everyone smiling at each other, holding hands. A woman approached him, oh my God, she was so beautiful, and she looked into his eyes and kissed him. - These were his Covivid dreams, every night, and he found them thrilling.
Covivid dreams by Monkey's Dad April 23, 2020
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