Hey did you hear Kyle talking about rubbing one out through his jeans while driving home from work? He ended up with a big wet oyster in his pants. He rubbed out a coyster.
Coaster Sweat is the greatest bedwars player ever. He was formed from oblivion when Slysic created the universe, and Slysic gave infinite power to Coaster Sweat. He holds the record for the fastest block in, has never lost a game, died, or been hit. He is simply the best, and the answer to everything. Coaster. Everyone loves Coaster. (You should sub to Coastqr on YT) Coaster Sweat is the best
Guy 1: OMG WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO I'M FAILING LIFE
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you
Guy 1: Who is the best bedwars player
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you
Guy 1: Who has the fastest block in
Guy 2: Coaster Sweat
Guy 1: Thank you
Someone who you would go on a roller coaster with in order to keep you company. Without a roller coaster buddy, it would have to be pretty embarrassing to be the only one in your row on the coaster train. It is a known fact that single people want roller coaster buddies.