Cowtie

BAEST NICKNAME EVER!
COWTIE IS PRONOUNCED COW-TEE.
OK?! THE ONES WHO THINK IT IS PRONOUNCED COW-TIE SHALL GO TO JAIL.
DONUT DO IT! GO ON THE PEACEFUL SIDE! WHY IS IT PRONOUNCED THAT WAY?! IDK MAN. DONUT ASK ME.

Cowtie and Squirrel are playing Agar.io in maths.
Oh btw, for those who don't know what a macaque is.. Ask Mother Google.
Ft. Cowtie. Macaque. Squirrel. Treeass.

by Nike xox December 6, 2016

needle cooties

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Nigga cootie war

The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.

The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers

by Cooitiewar November 8, 2020

Carni -cooties

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

by Mitchell man August 2, 2009

The Booty Cooties

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

cowtell

to fall into line behind another(like a cow) because you are afraid to speak your own mind or go your own way.

Emily is not going to cowtell to Scott just because he cuts hair like sushi chef and looks like Sting. No Emily is her own girl and follows her own rainbow like Peter Pan does to Wendy. She does not cowtell to anyone.

by Rob Brinson January 22, 2007

cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).

These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.

by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016