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a cottie in New York city is basically a slut, hoe, hooker, or a freak
"yo check out that cottie" im bout to smashh
cottie by fyn3zt April 7, 2008
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Canadian Hottie. A hot canadian. A person of amazing looks from canada.
Preferably a hockey player. Being seen in a coutry other than Canada makes them Cotties.
Cottie by Melissa in Italy June 8, 2007
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When you stuff your dick in someones throat and they gargle and make tobacco spitting noises.
Jim- "This half a fag gave me a cottie last night at the bar in the bathroom."
Cottie by Mega Don February 10, 2022
Cottie is a person with a massive cock, awsome guy and is never wrong, Ryan drinks gravy and David is Jewish.
Ayo cottie, how big is ya cock
cottie by 23456g January 19, 2023
cincinnati slang for the end of a blunt, same as a roach
“yo are you gonna finish that cottie or can i?”
cottie by nadbad2003 June 4, 2025

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.
Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

Nigga cootie war 

The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.
The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers
Nigga cootie war by Cooitiewar November 8, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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