cowtell

to fall into line behind another(like a cow) because you are afraid to speak your own mind or go your own way.

Emily is not going to cowtell to Scott just because he cuts hair like sushi chef and looks like Sting. No Emily is her own girl and follows her own rainbow like Peter Pan does to Wendy. She does not cowtell to anyone.

by Rob Brinson January 22, 2007

Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!

Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.

by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

salmon cowbell

a huge cunt. thats everything I have to say

Did you heard that Louis and Harry were forced to stay in the closet?

Yeah that salmon cowbell made them hide their sexuality

by fuckyouretight April 5, 2021

Simon Cowell

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020

Simon Cowbell

A truly terrible person also known as S*mon Cowell. He treats his performers no better than a pile of trash and, needs to be put in his place.

"Ugh, Simon Cowbell is at it again!"

"Denying Larry Rumors?"

"Uh huh."

by MadelineDoesItTheTommoWay July 18, 2020

Simon Cowell

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.

Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?

by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018

Simon Cowell

A horrible person that flew a happy eighteen year old boy half way across the world to scold him for being himself. Only exception when it comes to TPWK, you do NOT have to treat S*mon with kindness.

Simon Cowell does not need a definition

by louistomlinsondeservestheworld April 26, 2020