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Anything that is on the same level as D-cow. God like and does no wrong. Superior in every way, shape and form.
Damn dude! You see that '64 chevelle? Cowsen. Practically cownen but that's pushing it!
Cowsen by Mi gordo VERGA type56s-1 January 19, 2021
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Sexual consent form 

A legal document that has become necessary before sexual activity by new sexual partners in the post #metoo era.
This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
Sexual consent form by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018

consent accident 

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.
"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".
consent accident by Robert Sanvagene November 19, 2022

consent accident 

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.
HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

Kairi Cosentino

A famous wasian tiktoker from New Jersey who is known from Mattia Polibio's lollipop video, where they shared a lollipop with each other. He stands at 5'4 just like Olaf from frozen. He can practically dance to any audio on Tiktok because of how great he is. Kairi also laughs at a high pitch which many girls find attractive.
Person 1: Wait was that Olaf??
Person 2: Nah that was Kairi Cosentino
Person 1: Damn he's low-key cute

Person 3: AND HE DANCES TO LIKE ANYTHING!!
Kairi Cosentino by TKDBoi December 17, 2019

Consentacles 

Tentacle porn where the victim or victims are willing participants, thus giving consent for sexual intercourse with said tentacles
Tentacle porn is great, but consentacles are the best!

I wouldn't mind having some hot consentacle sex right now.
Consentacles by PortableBacon June 1, 2010

consensual predator 

A sexual predator who uses dating sites and social media to find, meet, hook up with willing participants. Though it may appear consensual, these predators are able to hide or justify their actions with the “mutual consent” position of the act.
Every day (insert person) is on their phone searching for someone to hook up with. I guess business is good because (insert person) has countless tales and notches on their bedposts. It’s obvious that (he/she/zie ) is a sexual predator. But because the other person participated willingly, it would be best to say, a consensual predator.
consensual predator by Glamrockster December 14, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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