Every day (insert person) is on their phone searching for someone to hook up with. I guess business is good because (insert person) has countless tales and notches on their bedposts. It’s obvious that (he/she/zie ) is a sexual predator. But because the other person participated willingly, it would be best to say, a consensual predator.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Frank uses his dating apps to find women that are ready to “go.” I feel like he some sort of predator of the times! He’s a consensual predator!