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suck a cow dick 

Something you say to someone when they annoy or upset you. It's telling someone to suck a fat dick, choke and die.
Brooke's being a real bitch, she can go suck a cow dick.
The effect of having a patch of one's hair stick upwards as if licked by a cow. In other words, a localized form of "beadhead".
In the movie 'There's Something About Mary' when the main female character styles her bangs straight upwards using semen. However, not all cowlicks are caused by spunk.
cowlick by Jordan Luck April 19, 2006

CODICK19 

Any "booty call" or "dick appointment" that occurs during the Corona Virus worldwide pandemic.
"He is coming over during quarantine, for a CODICK19 appointment"
CODICK19 by NCC_316 April 20, 2020

cow dick 

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow
cow dick by India is ba November 13, 2017
When you cut off his dick right before he comes and place it on your head.
Can we cowlick tonight?
Cowlick by WillyOmNom November 30, 2018

Condickted Felon 

A man with a fantastic dick. The best dick a woman or man ever had.
My man's going to jail for murder cuz he killed that pussy. Its a crime having good dick. He just became a condickted felon.
Condickted Felon by MizzV March 14, 2015