cow ass 

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

cow ass by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020

Cow Ass 

The buttocks of a cow, usually in the round to topside area of steak meat.

-What's that you're eating?
-It's the Cow Ass, cheaper fattier meat.

Cow Ass by Pistolsatdawn February 9, 2012

smells like cow ass 

A childlike and less offensive way of suggesting that something might be bullshit.

Oh Dad, that totally smells like cow ass!

smells like cow ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

Ass Cow 

A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.

Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.

Ass Cow by Timmy Tulip February 22, 2011

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006

cow's ass 

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"

Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?

cow's ass by Shifty February 2, 2004

Cow queefs in the ass 

A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.

Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.

Cow queefs in the ass by Kev Younger August 6, 2011