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when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.
cow ass by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020
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The buttocks of a cow, usually in the round to topside area of steak meat.
-What's that you're eating?
-It's the Cow Ass, cheaper fattier meat.
Cow Ass by Pistolsatdawn February 9, 2012

smells like cow ass 

A childlike and less offensive way of suggesting that something might be bullshit.
Oh Dad, that totally smells like cow ass!
A place of reliable and bountiful hook-up opportunities. Similar to the phrase cash cow but for sex rather than money.
Man, I've tagged 3 girls from my yoga class already. That place is definitely my ass cow.
Ass Cow by Timmy Tulip February 22, 2011

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

cow's ass 

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"
Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?
cow's ass by Shifty February 2, 2004

Cow queefs in the ass 

A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.
Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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