Shifty's definitions

Fuck Ton

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

by Shifty July 1, 2004

piss-cutter

old english term for "not very good at all. also see pisscutting.

what a pisscutter or this rain is proper piss cutting

by shifty February 6, 2004

shflinktonui

a mild expletive, a term for a stupid person, or something to call someone when you are at a loss for other expletives.

"whatever wilba, you shflinktonui"

"ooohhhh well aren't you just a shflinktonui then?"

by shifty January 9, 2005

Shifty

1.A person, (usually male) that instantly causes alarm when they appear in a room. Usually seen in black, grey, or variety of cammo patterns. Should not be trusted.
2.A strange aura of energy that follows a person. Nothing is obvious, but all get the feeling that something is odd. Everyone IDs the person on sight.
3.Jim K.

1. Look at that Shifty character overthere
2. Shifty? Oh, I know who you mean
3. Shut up Shifty

by Shifty July 1, 2004

kanx

Ancient word originating from the deepest depths of the darkest ghettos. The term "KANX" refers to the expression, "Okay(?), thank you.", often used at the end of a sentance.

It has been passed down from generation to generation through only a select sect of chosen Indians and other South-Western Asians.

Suffixes include:
-ALANX
-ORZ
-Y

"Get five, KANX?"
"We're legit, KANX!"
"Fetch my spitoon woman, KANX!"

by SHIFTY December 3, 2004

motherscunt

the opitimy of cunts. only to be used as a last resort when all over insults have failed to achive the desired affect.

you mother's cunt, your bang in trouble.

by shifty February 6, 2004

angry gorilla

when you take a shit and it flies all over the toilet leaving the bowl all messy just like if you would take the toilet off the floor and slam it back down.

Man, someone pulled the angry gorilla on that shit pot!!!

by Shifty February 2, 2004