covinoid 

Extreme paranoid person, induced by COVID-19 scare.

That covinoid disinfects everything 10 times and still worries about it having coronavirus on it.
The coronavirus is something to take care about, but I've seen covinoid's so worried they are hypochondriacs about it.

covinoid by dreuss March 21, 2020

covinoid 

Paranoid about coronavirus COVID-19

That covinoid sanitizes everything 10 times and still worries that it has coronavirus on it.

covinoid by dreuss March 21, 2020

Covinoid 

When you are deathly afraid of covid you don’t leave your house.

The man was such a covinoid he spent a lot of extra money using instacart.

The girl was so covinoid, she made her friend take a covid test before coming to her house.

Covinoid by Inoskedirush January 7, 2021

covincidence

Any situation where there is a hard deadline that needs to be excused because of a positive covid test.

Student: Sorry I can't hand in my paper due today I have tested positive for Covid.
Teacher: Oh... what a covincidence! eyeroll

covincidence by pa_ooo_la August 31, 2022

covidnoididiosis 

Medicaly untreatable paranoia due to direct democratic propaganda typically seen more often in election years.

The people at the store wearing the masks don't even realize that the covidnoididiosis has taken full effect on them.

covidnoididiosis by Buzzzz73 November 13, 2020

Singapore Covidoid 

A humanoid robot that unprovenly supplies the daily random numbers of infections and deaths via the Ministry of Health (MOH) to the mainstream media, especially now that the majority of the population view each infection as a mere statistic, because it no longer matters to them whether it is a few tens or a few ten thousands.

Since Singapore started registering daily five-digit infections, to give locals the illusion that the infections data are meticulously collected from thousands of doctors islandwide, and to cut down on manpower, the authorities had apparently tasked a Singapore covidoid to spy on the population’s social media posts and tweets and pseudo-encrypted SMSes to formulate a daily figure on both infection and mortality cases.

Singapore Covidoid by MathPlus March 7, 2022

Covanoid 

Person paranoid of covid cesspools.

Jason won't come hang out down town with us because of his covanoid delusions.

Covanoid by Automagical November 3, 2020