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Covphobia 

Covphobia
He must suffer from covphobia as in his own house when alone he wears a mask.
Covphobia by Bad Greuter May 8, 2020

Covidhoaxamitis 

A crippling mental disability that results in a diminished capacity to understand the basic science about the viral pandemic caused by SARS-CoV-2(Covid19) thus espousing inaccurate and deceptive information that minimizes, disregards and embraces that the disease is simply a hoax.
Laura Ingraham's doctor just diagnosed her with covidhoaxamitis, now she has to get her second frontal lobotomy.
Covidhoaxamitis by Hotjon May 14, 2020

Covidphobia 

Covidphobia is a form of irrational fear of being contaminated with the virus, leading to various aberrant behaviors : xenophobia (discrimination against people thought to have brought the virus); inconsiderate stockpiling; exaggerated use of detergents and sanitizers, which may lead to other harmful effects.
Rational wife: John! John! Put those back. We only need four jars for the next 3 weeks —not 20!!
Inconsiderate John: Honey, better be safe....
Teressa (the wife): don’t be such a covidphobe. We’re only taking what we need for the next 3weeks. Other people need food too. Hello?

P.s teressa is also a mother (mother Teressa?)

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some scholar: this ‘covidphobia’ appears to have caused a surge in shoplifting crimes and other behaviors related to food and health anxiety.
Covidphobia by survivor19 March 22, 2020

covidophobia 

a morbid fear of coronavirus diseases
SARS reemergence causes fear and panic. Covidophobia is trending again!
covidophobia by timlight April 21, 2020

Covidhole 

When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.
Rachel’s got the covidhole so guess I’ll
be beating the dog for the next couple days.
Covidhole by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

covidchondriac

A person Who is abnormally anxious about being Covid-19 positive .
Suzy got a hangnail and rushed to the urgent care to get tested for Covid-19. Suzy is a Covidchondriac.

The Covid-19 Pandemic has created an entire society of Covidchondriacs.
covidchondriac by School of Sharq November 22, 2020