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Covphobia 

Covphobia
He must suffer from covphobia as in his own house when alone he wears a mask.
Covphobia by Bad Greuter May 8, 2020

Covidhoaxamitis 

A crippling mental disability that results in a diminished capacity to understand the basic science about the viral pandemic caused by SARS-CoV-2(Covid19) thus espousing inaccurate and deceptive information that minimizes, disregards and embraces that the disease is simply a hoax.
Laura Ingraham's doctor just diagnosed her with covidhoaxamitis, now she has to get her second frontal lobotomy.
Covidhoaxamitis by Hotjon May 14, 2020

Covidphobia 

Covidphobia is a form of irrational fear of being contaminated with the virus, leading to various aberrant behaviors : xenophobia (discrimination against people thought to have brought the virus); inconsiderate stockpiling; exaggerated use of detergents and sanitizers, which may lead to other harmful effects.
Rational wife: John! John! Put those back. We only need four jars for the next 3 weeks —not 20!!
Inconsiderate John: Honey, better be safe....
Teressa (the wife): don’t be such a covidphobe. We’re only taking what we need for the next 3weeks. Other people need food too. Hello?

P.s teressa is also a mother (mother Teressa?)

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some scholar: this ‘covidphobia’ appears to have caused a surge in shoplifting crimes and other behaviors related to food and health anxiety.
Covidphobia by survivor19 March 22, 2020

covidophobia 

a morbid fear of coronavirus diseases
SARS reemergence causes fear and panic. Covidophobia is trending again!
covidophobia by timlight April 21, 2020

Covidhole 

When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.
Rachel’s got the covidhole so guess I’ll
be beating the dog for the next couple days.
Covidhole by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

covidchondriac

A person Who is abnormally anxious about being Covid-19 positive .
Suzy got a hangnail and rushed to the urgent care to get tested for Covid-19. Suzy is a Covidchondriac.

The Covid-19 Pandemic has created an entire society of Covidchondriacs.
covidchondriac by School of Sharq November 22, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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