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Covidphobe 

Someone who is unreasonably afraid of coronavirus to the point of being absurd and perceives status in wearing excessive personal protective equipment.
Examples : Did you see the Covidphobe who was wearing a mask while driving by himself in his own car? The Covidphobe freaked out and yelled at me when he saw me without a mask on when I was fifty feet away from him in the park. That Covidphobe looks like he's ready to go to Chernobyl to live.
Covidphobe by NEWS2 July 15, 2020
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Covidphobe 

Person with unreasonable fears of Covid-19.
Look at that covidphobe walking alone in the forest all masked up.
Covidphobe by Captn Liberty October 12, 2020

Covidphobia 

Covidphobia is a form of irrational fear of being contaminated with the virus, leading to various aberrant behaviors : xenophobia (discrimination against people thought to have brought the virus); inconsiderate stockpiling; exaggerated use of detergents and sanitizers, which may lead to other harmful effects.
Rational wife: John! John! Put those back. We only need four jars for the next 3 weeks —not 20!!
Inconsiderate John: Honey, better be safe....
Teressa (the wife): don’t be such a covidphobe. We’re only taking what we need for the next 3weeks. Other people need food too. Hello?

P.s teressa is also a mother (mother Teressa?)

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some scholar: this ‘covidphobia’ appears to have caused a surge in shoplifting crimes and other behaviors related to food and health anxiety.
Covidphobia by survivor19 March 22, 2020

covidophobia 

a morbid fear of coronavirus diseases
SARS reemergence causes fear and panic. Covidophobia is trending again!
covidophobia by timlight April 21, 2020

Covidhole 

When she’s been fucked in every hole multiple times a day for 14 days during your covid-19 lockdown and she can’t walk and just won’t take another dicking.
Rachel’s got the covidhole so guess I’ll
be beating the dog for the next couple days.
Covidhole by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020

Coviphobia 

The irrational fear of a virus with a 99.97% survival rate; and a safe & effective treatment that's been used for over 40 years, and is protocol for our military, traveling abroad.
Coviphobia has people acting like a bunch of Karens (see Karen), out there.
Coviphobia by Shasta Heart May 27, 2020

covidaphobe 

n. a person who buys a minivan full of toilet paper and baby wipes cause they heard on tv there’s a run on toilet paper and baby wipes.
covidaphobes lining up out the door and around the corner of sprawlmart and costco tryin to lay their hands on all the toilet paper.
covidaphobe by prism_was_here March 13, 2020