Coviphobia
The irrational fear of a virus with a 99.97% survival rate; and a safe & effective treatment that's been used for over 40 years, and is protocol for our military, traveling abroad.
Coviphobia by Shasta Heart May 27, 2020
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Coviphobia • Covidphobia • Covaphobia • covophobia • Covphobia • conaphobia • cockphobia • copphobia • Cosmiphobia • covidophobia
Covidphobia
Covidphobia is a form of irrational fear of being contaminated with the virus, leading to various aberrant behaviors : xenophobia (discrimination against people thought to have brought the virus); inconsiderate stockpiling; exaggerated use of detergents and sanitizers, which may lead to other harmful effects.
Rational wife: John! John! Put those back. We only need four jars for the next 3 weeks —not 20!!
Inconsiderate John: Honey, better be safe....
Teressa (the wife): don’t be such a covidphobe. We’re only taking what we need for the next 3weeks. Other people need food too. Hello?
P.s teressa is also a mother (mother Teressa?)
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some scholar: this ‘covidphobia’ appears to have caused a surge in shoplifting crimes and other behaviors related to food and health anxiety.
Inconsiderate John: Honey, better be safe....
Teressa (the wife): don’t be such a covidphobe. We’re only taking what we need for the next 3weeks. Other people need food too. Hello?
P.s teressa is also a mother (mother Teressa?)
2
some scholar: this ‘covidphobia’ appears to have caused a surge in shoplifting crimes and other behaviors related to food and health anxiety.
Covidphobia by survivor19 March 22, 2020
covidophobia
covidophobia by timlight April 21, 2020
cocophobia
As the little kid ran away from the person with diabetes, i thought to myself that he must have cocophobia
cocophobia by Leatherface Hewitts October 26, 2006
conaphobia
Fear of traffic cones. Its primary symptom is a tendency to drive more slowly than necessary where such cones are used on a roadway.
No lanes were actually blocked by the utility work, but traffic was still slow due to a few drivers' conaphobia.
conaphobia by Aaron of Minneapolis July 10, 2010
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