Covid Con 

1. A scam related to using the pandemic to become rich.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.

He was trying to perpetrate a Covid con,
but I am too smart.

Covid Con by Divinessence June 15, 2020

COVID CONDOM 

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

COVID CONDOM by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

covid consequences 

N. The negative after effects of the COVID-19 pandemic that impacted such things as the economy, one's lifestyle, mental state etc...

With so many people refusing to remove themselves from receiving unemployment benefits, many companies are experiencing COVID Consequences.

covid consequences by BoomChica1867 May 25, 2021

COVID Convoy 

The automobile 'line-up' queue station for COVID suspicious individuals.

Heading to the COVID Convoy...I guess I should have taken this shit more seriously...

COVID Convoy by YAWA July 2, 2020

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem 

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room

"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"

Infinite Covid Concern Theorem by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022

covid convenience 

term to describe when people only follow or preach covid guidelines when it works in their favor.

So you’ll condemn your friends for going out and make them quarantine when they come back....but then go out yourself? That is COVID CONVENIENCE.

covid convenience by washyourhands March 16, 2021

COVID ConcernGram 

Avalanche of concern-troll emails from companies looking to cover they asses

George checked his morning email with a cup of coffee in-hand when a sanguinely worded email came in from TripAdvisor warning him to stay safe. "Oh jeez *another* COVID ConcernGram? my in-box can't handle any more of those!"

COVID ConcernGram by Uncle Joosie March 14, 2020