Counterdick

Retorting to a dick comment with another dick comment. Used as a verb, or in predicate form.

Matt: man you like Love, Actually. You're so gay.
Chris: well your moms dead.
Matt: ooh, you counterdick my statement!

by Chriskorea May 23, 2010

Counterfuck

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.

Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.

by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011

countermack

a particular form of cock block in which someone lays down the mack of equal or superior effectiveness to someone else's already existing game-kickage to someone, usually in order to decrease their chances of scoring.

"So I was at this party. Greg was laying down the mack on Robin, but that interfered with my plans since I had been trying to work her for a while. So I laid the countermack on Greg. His game quickly dissolved as I proved him to be a giant mangina"

by BK dymacel August 21, 2007

Countercockwise

Used in dating/relationships to describe situations that bring one farther from engaging in sexual activity with a partner.

Man... Brian is supposed to be my wingman, but last night he butted-in while I was workin' on this hottie and the whole night went countercockwise.

by Magic#37 February 5, 2010

Counterfuck

When your doing anal with a girl or guy and she/he spins around you and rams his/her dick in your ass.

Dude, I was having sex with this really hot chick and before I knew it she counterfucked me, I didn’t know what to do!

by CaptainCheekSlap November 29, 2019

cunterdick

a word obstetricians ask each other to see if a newborn child is male or female

Hey Joe, is that a cunterdick

by probson July 12, 2009

CounterCock

The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)

Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!

by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009