CounterCock 

The act of a male pressing against a counter, which is of course at a strategic height so as to pronounce his penile unit through his pants, preferably sweat pants or other drapey garment. (i.e. athletic shorts, acrylic, nylon, etc.)

Oh my god, Emily, did you see that last custie? He had CounterCock for DAYS! You KNOW he was smuggling a venti down there!!!

CounterCock by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009

Counterfuck 

The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.

Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.

Counterfuck by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011

Countercockwise 

Used in dating/relationships to describe situations that bring one farther from engaging in sexual activity with a partner.

Man... Brian is supposed to be my wingman, but last night he butted-in while I was workin' on this hottie and the whole night went countercockwise.

Countercockwise by Magic#37 February 5, 2010

countermack 

a particular form of cock block in which someone lays down the mack of equal or superior effectiveness to someone else's already existing game-kickage to someone, usually in order to decrease their chances of scoring.

"So I was at this party. Greg was laying down the mack on Robin, but that interfered with my plans since I had been trying to work her for a while. So I laid the countermack on Greg. His game quickly dissolved as I proved him to be a giant mangina"

countermack by BK dymacel August 21, 2007

counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.

John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.

counter cock block by markos maximus January 14, 2011

counter-cock 

v. The further action of a cock block, it is the action of cock blocking someone, and then adding further disgrace by having intercourse with the girl that the first male was planning to have intercourse with. It can also be expanded through the addition of further 'counter's or 'anti's.

n. One who commits or has committed the act of counter-cocking.

1. I was chilling with this phat biatch the other night, hoping to score, and this punk-ass bastard walked in and started to fuck her right in front of me! I just couldn't believe how fast I got counter-cocked.

1. (alternate) So this bastard tried to counter-cock me, but the bitch I was about to screw moved towards me. The bastard got mad counter-counter-cocked.

2. After the prostitute was screwed by the random guy who walked in, he was nicknamed the counter-cock.

counter-cock by Yatz January 31, 2005

ConnerCock 

The Act Of Gripping The Chicken So Hard That Pimples Appear

Jo: Have You Seen Conner's ConnerCock
Britain: Yes

ConnerCock by TheOneDudeWho'sTypingRightNow August 26, 2022