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cunterdick

a word obstetricians ask each other to see if a newborn child is male or female
Hey Joe, is that a cunterdick
cunterdick by probson July 12, 2009
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A male who acts as though he has female genitalia.

A pussy.

Also: Someone who ruins a good time.
Joey pretends to get drunk when he goes out; he is a cuntdick.
cuntdick by nicholas b. August 30, 2005

cuntrickery 

Cuntrickery is when a chick acts all sweet and innocent until she hooks yo ass and then you see the real cunt that she is! Hence the word trick, she tricks you into thinkin she's something she ain't!
Cuntrickery is when the ho already has a man at home!
cuntrickery by CC Curl February 6, 2014

cunterfuck 

Someone who is an annoying son of a bitch.
John is a cunterfuck.
cunterfuck by Mr. T May 5, 2004

cuternick 

somebody who is ultra cute. not cute in a gorgeous/hot way, just in a sweet way. when somebody does something that's really sweet or gives you a fuzzy feeling, you know that they are a cuternick.
"Ugh you're such a cuternick!" said the girl when when her best friend bought her Starbucks.
cuternick by elizaduardo March 24, 2013

Cliterdick

For a mannish looking girl or a cliteris that's so huge it looks like a dog dick
Dane that girl got a cliterdick.
Damn I fucked this girl last night and she had a fuckin cliterdick.
Cliterdick by Carmy012 February 1, 2010

cliterdick

A female sexual extendere, adored by lesbians across the world. Essentially, it is a large clitoris, but beautifully shaped so that the lips of the vagina slightly envelope the main member. Not to be confused with a strecthed, misformed, or disfigured clitoris, the cliterdick allows supreme sensation for both parties in oral and manual stimulation, and creates intense lubrication and climax.
A cliterdick is a slightly oversized clitoris, surrounded by nicely shaped vagina lips.

cliterdick by Christina F November 8, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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