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Pooterdick 

When you have a physically unsettling feeling because of being sick, having a hang over, or from not getting enough sleep.
Kevin just ate too much chinese food and now he feels like pooterdick.

Liz came home at 6am from partying too much and she looks like pooterdick.
Pooterdick by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010

Cooterlice420 

A Tiktok star that is famously known for her outstanding good looks and funniest videos on the app.
Cooterlice420 is so funny and cool and has so much swag
Cooterlice420 by stinky.little.rat October 6, 2020

Cooter dick 

Trans female to male
That one has a cooter dick
Cooter dick by StrayCat222282 August 24, 2020

Cooterneck 

Can be used to define a person or object in any connotation with which they could be described as idiotic, dumb, ridiculous or goofy, etc
Brad got arrested for indecent exposure, what a cooterneck.

Brad’s friend Chad l, being a cooterneck, tried to sneak Brad out of the cop car.

That cooterneck clapped when the airplane landed.
Cooterneck by Layonupinthere October 28, 2018

Cliterdick

For a mannish looking girl or a cliteris that's so huge it looks like a dog dick
Dane that girl got a cliterdick.
Damn I fucked this girl last night and she had a fuckin cliterdick.
Cliterdick by Carmy012 February 1, 2010

cliterdick

A female sexual extendere, adored by lesbians across the world. Essentially, it is a large clitoris, but beautifully shaped so that the lips of the vagina slightly envelope the main member. Not to be confused with a strecthed, misformed, or disfigured clitoris, the cliterdick allows supreme sensation for both parties in oral and manual stimulation, and creates intense lubrication and climax.
A cliterdick is a slightly oversized clitoris, surrounded by nicely shaped vagina lips.
cliterdick by Christina F November 8, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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