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countermack 

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a particular form of cock block in which someone lays down the mack of equal or superior effectiveness to someone else's already existing game-kickage to someone, usually in order to decrease their chances of scoring.
"So I was at this party. Greg was laying down the mack on Robin, but that interfered with my plans since I had been trying to work her for a while. So I laid the countermack on Greg. His game quickly dissolved as I proved him to be a giant mangina"
countermack by BK dymacel August 21, 2007
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Counterfuck 

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The process of fucking with someone emotionally, physically, or psychologically in response to being fucked with.
Dude my girlfriend said I sucked in bed so I counterfucked her by saying her vagina has mucus in it.
Counterfuck by Swagapartacus February 23, 2011

Countercockwise 

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Used in dating/relationships to describe situations that bring one farther from engaging in sexual activity with a partner.
Man... Brian is supposed to be my wingman, but last night he butted-in while I was workin' on this hottie and the whole night went countercockwise.
Countercockwise by Magic#37 February 5, 2010

Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual 

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The groundbreaking idea of what would have been the case if the opposite of the actual situation had occurred.
DOCES: According to this study by William Easterly, there is no conclusive evidence that foreign aid caused growth in Africa.
BRYAN: But Doces, according to Zander's Theory of the Counterfactual, you have to take into account the fact that Africa could actually be in a worse position if they did not receive any aid to begin with.
DOCES: Bryan, you are by far my brightest student. I'm hungry, lets get some Domino's!

Counterfuck 

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When your doing anal with a girl or guy and she/he spins around you and rams his/her dick in your ass.
Dude, I was having sex with this really hot chick and before I knew it she counterfucked me, I didn’t know what to do!
Counterfuck by CaptainCheekSlap November 29, 2019

counterracism 

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The racism in the opposite way than usually known, a racism against the people that live in their own nation, in favour of foreigners who do not come from that nation but live there.
Use in a sentence:

My brother can not beg for money in front of the supermarket while the black people can do it, this is counterracism!
counterracism by Antogranata March 31, 2019

Counteraction 

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The purchasing of plant-like medicine from your local pharmacy with no prescription.
I went a saw "AJ" to make a purchase, and we had a overall clean counteraction.
Counteraction by Spyda-Man April 21, 2010
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