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Cougalert

When you alert your boys that a fine piece of older ass is in in the cougar den.
Trevon: "Cougalertttt!"
Connor: "Told you this place would have cougars at happy hour!"
by Electric Oatmeal Cookie April 18, 2023
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Cougler

Cougler (adj.)is a young male who is attracted to cougars (An older woman who looks to pick up younger men), because he enjoys the experience factor and the excitement that is associated with the chase. some guys even though they could get young women they only go after hot older women these are couglers.
Hey man, your friend slept with my mom last night that douche bag is such a Cougler.
by Mike the Cougler February 27, 2009
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Cougarette

1. a woman, generally between 29-34, who prey on younger men ages 18-22.

2. a woman who isn’t old enough to become a full fledged cougar, but is currently in the transformation process. Most of these women can be found at their 10 year college reunion at the local college dive bar.
( Two guys at the local college bar during homecoming)

guy 1: Dude, isn't that Cindy MacPherson?

guy 2: Definitely, she was here when my sister was a senior!

guy 1: Aside from the shapeless ass, there's nothing like a cougarette!
by InternHustle August 28, 2009
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Couglet

the younger man who is with a older woman (cougar)
-OMGNESS Liz is such a cougar- shes dating a freshman.
-Yeah, but did you see how hott her couglet is? Well played, sister.

Ashton Kutcher was Demi Moore's couglet.
by elleeeeee beeeeeee July 31, 2012
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cougartron

The queen of cougars, A woman who’s got “like a prayer” on tape loves to prey on younger men.
She was the queen of cougars “cougartron”
by JAM4479 July 16, 2022
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The Theory of Cougartivity

1.The Theory(or fact which every you prefer) That All Younger Men Like Cougars and All Cougars Love Younger Men.

2.That All Women Are Cougars At Heart.

3.That Cougars Are The Best Lovers, More Affectionate, Non Players Of Games, And Know How to Make Their Cubs Happy.

4. That Everything Leads to Or Is Done Because Of Cougars.
Guy 1 Hey Do You Like My New Car?

Guy 2 Wow Did You Get It As A Graduation Gift?

Guy 1 Well That And Because The Cougars Love It!

Guy 2 Another Example Of The Theory of Cougartivity.

Guy 1 That Is Right, I Love Cougars.
by The Cougar Hunter of Las Vegas October 13, 2013
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couglet

A woman who, while not yet old enough to classify as a "cougar", feeds, vampire-like, off of youth culture and tries to surround herself with young people. This woman is a future cougar.
Did you see how Briana's mom tries to hang out with her so much. She thinks shes still 18. It's kinda creepy and sad...

Ugh, yeah...shes such a couglet. She'd be hot if she weren't trying so hard
by salaam_dune October 7, 2008
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