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Cougarcorn

Twist on the cougar.

A woman who falls into the “unicorn” category on the hot to crazy ratio scale and has a boyfriend substantially younger than herself.

Usually characterized by being strikingly gorgeous, decent cook, sparkling personality, genuinely loving, slightly ( but not scandalously) older, and so completely ridiculously funny that she posted this definition 🦄✌️🤗😍❤️

Men and women alike don’t believe this creature exists, but she does.

If you are lucky enough to attract this woman... KEEP HER!
When Jason met Kristine, he knew he had found the elusive Cougarcorn!
Cougarcorn by Kramer319 January 13, 2020
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Cougarrand 

/kroo-guh-rand/

A gift or money, of relatively high value, given to a younger man from an older woman in exchange for ‘social services'.
Juan had some serious cougarrand on his wrist yesterday, apparently he received a Rolex from his cougar lady friend.
Cougarrand by tmdh2o March 10, 2009

cougarring 

verb. The act of a Cougar (a.k.a. older female) prowling for fresh meat (a.k.a. very young males).
Emma was well into her 50's but was out cougarring the local college bars.
cougarring by TheSkinman August 5, 2014

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026