Couglet

the younger man who is with a older woman (cougar)

-OMGNESS Liz is such a cougar- shes dating a freshman.
-Yeah, but did you see how hott her couglet is? Well played, sister.

Ashton Kutcher was Demi Moore's couglet.

by elleeeeee beeeeeee July 31, 2012

couglet

A woman who, while not yet old enough to classify as a "cougar", feeds, vampire-like, off of youth culture and tries to surround herself with young people. This woman is a future cougar.

Did you see how Briana's mom tries to hang out with her so much. She thinks shes still 18. It's kinda creepy and sad...

Ugh, yeah...shes such a couglet. She'd be hot if she weren't trying so hard

by salaam_dune October 7, 2008

Couplette's Law

It is a law which states that when one person in a long term relationship is given any information, it can be assumed that both parties in the couple will have this same information due to their couplette-ness.

Due to Couplette's Law, both Jenny and Joe will know about my abortion even though I will only tell Jenny.

by fuelledbystarbucks April 14, 2016

Cougler

Cougler (adj.)is a young male who is attracted to cougars (An older woman who looks to pick up younger men), because he enjoys the experience factor and the excitement that is associated with the chase. some guys even though they could get young women they only go after hot older women these are couglers.

Hey man, your friend slept with my mom last night that douche bag is such a Cougler.

by Mike the Cougler February 27, 2009

Sinclairian Couplet

A short description of an internet photo that sounds like a very bad short poem, often times filled with misspellings and grammatical errors.

His caption was like a Sinclairian couplet. It read "I step from my camper. The leaves crackle beneath the flip and flop of my sandals. BevAnn throws me bacon."

by Professor Welles January 27, 2009

Cougette

A young cougar in training. A woman of varying levels of attractive appearance in the age bracket 25-30 that actively seeks or 'hunts' for relationships with younger men (at least 5 years younger than them) in clubs, bars, parties, or any kind of sufficient social environment.

In his long hunt for cougars Steve totally landed a cougette.

by UmbraLupus August 3, 2009

Couplet

two lines of verse, usually in the same meter and joined by rhyme, that form a unit.

I’m sorry. I know I don’t matter. I’m a science guy. I’m the science guy. What do i matter? But i have to say it. I can’t stop thinking it. People need to know this! “Slow down, grab the wall

Wiggle like you tryna make your ass fall off” is the best couplet, it’s the best couplet. It’s the best yet couplet. Fuck you Shakespeare fuck you Emily Dickinson fuck you E.E. Cummings fuck every other poet. Gas pedal.

- Hank Green

by Jake34959 February 28, 2021