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Thomas Costigan 

Also known as penis, like sex with other Irish potato farmers. Likes it anal and rough. Occasionally has sex with women but only if they are short Asians.
I really felt like a Thomas Costigan when you shoved your strong potato picking hands up my ass.

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"
Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

costiglione

That lady is a real Costiglione
costiglione by CJ98 August 25, 2020

james costigan 

Man of flames, james the flames, found in the flames beneath hell, fire fists
omg some one james costigan the school! its up in flames
james costigan by mamamonkeyman December 20, 2017

Costilla 

Means "great friend" or "best friend" in Venezuela.
Persona A (a la persona C): Te presento a XXX, mi "costilla".
{Person A (to person C): this is XXX; my "costilla "}

Persona B (XXX): jajaja.
{Person B (XXX): hahaha.}
Costilla by Umbra191 November 25, 2011

cosmically orgasmical 

Cosmically orgasmical;1. a magical, out of this world orgasm. 2. relating to anything in which an orgasm may occur; food/eating; sexual relations; drinks; sports; books/reading; television; slapping; hitting; punching; choking; badminton and chess
"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."

"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."

"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?

--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."
cosmically orgasmical by PAdubs October 18, 2013