Definitions by PAdubs

cosmically orgasmical 

Cosmically orgasmical;1. a magical, out of this world orgasm. 2. relating to anything in which an orgasm may occur; food/eating; sexual relations; drinks; sports; books/reading; television; slapping; hitting; punching; choking; badminton and chess

"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."

"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."

"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?

--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."

cosmically orgasmical by PAdubs October 18, 2013

Hardly Boys 

Hardly Boys wear Ed Hardy clothing and think they are cool/badass, when in fact they are really losers who could pass as homosexual. They get raging clues around each other.

Look at those Hardly Boys with their blowouts and CADILLAC tattoos, they are flaming douches.

Hardly Boys by PAdubs August 11, 2010