radioturtle's definitions

trowelware

Trowelware, like shovelware is just a term for bad cheap games, but trowelware is different from shovelware in that it can still be fun to play, but its still not worth getting it full price.

Yeah, I just got back from the game store, picked up a few trowelware titles.

by radioturtle November 8, 2019

croc-chow

A word used to define crocs that look like Lightning McQueen, a popular pixar character.
It is based off of Lightning's go-to catchphrase Kachow

Hey nice shoes!

What these? These are just my croc-chows!

I hope you die in your sleep

by radioturtle December 29, 2017

SMOD

A large modification for the video game Half-Life 2, SMOD otherwise known as Super Mod adds new weapons, new NPCs, changes to certain maps, more game features, and even several add-ons. It lost popularity over time as new games and mods came out, the Steampipe Update breaking many mods not helping with this.

Bob: Yo, what ya playin?
Jeff: Just some SMOD

by radioturtle December 21, 2018

No Pee January

A challenge where you don't pee for the entirety of January. It is similar in concept to No Nut November} and Destroy Dick December where you do/don't do something for an entire month.

Do you need to go to the bathroom?

No, im doing No Pee January, I can't

by radioturtle January 1, 2018

Destroy Dick Week

Destroy Dick Week is a challenge to nut 31 times in 7 days

Bob: Its impossible to nut 31 times in one week.
Dan: Challenge Accepted
Bob: You really want to try Destroy Dick Week?

by radioturtle September 19, 2018

Pancake Gamer

A derogatory joke term for someone who exclusively plays non VR games.

Person 1: VR is lame! I like flatscreen games better!
Person 2: Silence pancake gamer!

by radioturtle December 18, 2019

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

by radioturtle July 1, 2022