radioturtle's definitions

roblox senior

Someone aged 21 or above who forms part of their identity around ROBLOX. Generally characterized by an addiction to ROBLOX, being involved in some of the worst communties you've ever seen, and somehow having a huge social media following. Even if they play other games, have loads of responsibility, and have friends outside of the game, they still feel the need to work it into any conversation. It's anyone's guess if they actually enjoy playing the game at all.
Quadruple points if they watch ROBLOX porn

"Sheila is 23, in business school, and has more followers than her eyes have molecules, why does she still play ROBLOX?"
"She's a roblox senior, we'll never get her back."

by radioturtle March 13, 2023

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"

Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

by radioturtle July 1, 2022

Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.

Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.

by radioturtle December 5, 2021

Pancake Gamer

A derogatory joke term for someone who exclusively plays non VR games.

Person 1: VR is lame! I like flatscreen games better!
Person 2: Silence pancake gamer!

by radioturtle December 18, 2019

trowelware

Trowelware, like shovelware is just a term for bad cheap games, but trowelware is different from shovelware in that it can still be fun to play, but its still not worth getting it full price.

Yeah, I just got back from the game store, picked up a few trowelware titles.

by radioturtle November 8, 2019

SMOD

A large modification for the video game Half-Life 2, SMOD otherwise known as Super Mod adds new weapons, new NPCs, changes to certain maps, more game features, and even several add-ons. It lost popularity over time as new games and mods came out, the Steampipe Update breaking many mods not helping with this.

Bob: Yo, what ya playin?
Jeff: Just some SMOD

by radioturtle December 21, 2018

Destroy Dick Week

Destroy Dick Week is a challenge to nut 31 times in 7 days

Bob: Its impossible to nut 31 times in one week.
Dan: Challenge Accepted
Bob: You really want to try Destroy Dick Week?

by radioturtle September 19, 2018