radioturtle's definitions

trowelware

Trowelware, like shovelware is just a term for bad cheap games, but trowelware is different from shovelware in that it can still be fun to play, but its still not worth getting it full price.

Yeah, I just got back from the game store, picked up a few trowelware titles.

by radioturtle November 8, 2019

Pancake Gamer

A derogatory joke term for someone who exclusively plays non VR games.

Person 1: VR is lame! I like flatscreen games better!
Person 2: Silence pancake gamer!

by radioturtle December 18, 2019

croc-chow

A word used to define crocs that look like Lightning McQueen, a popular pixar character.
It is based off of Lightning's go-to catchphrase Kachow

Hey nice shoes!

What these? These are just my croc-chows!

I hope you die in your sleep

by radioturtle December 29, 2017

No Pee January

A challenge where you don't pee for the entirety of January. It is similar in concept to No Nut November} and Destroy Dick December where you do/don't do something for an entire month.

Do you need to go to the bathroom?

No, im doing No Pee January, I can't

by radioturtle January 1, 2018

DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation

Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen

by radioturtle November 4, 2017

Glitchstep

A form of music remix that includes electronic beeps and static to mimic the sound of glitched/corrupted videogames

Bob was listening to glitchstep

by radioturtle February 13, 2018

roblox senior

Someone aged 21 or above who forms part of their identity around ROBLOX. Generally characterized by an addiction to ROBLOX, being involved in some of the worst communties you've ever seen, and somehow having a huge social media following. Even if they play other games, have loads of responsibility, and have friends outside of the game, they still feel the need to work it into any conversation. It's anyone's guess if they actually enjoy playing the game at all.
Quadruple points if they watch ROBLOX porn

"Sheila is 23, in business school, and has more followers than her eyes have molecules, why does she still play ROBLOX?"
"She's a roblox senior, we'll never get her back."

by radioturtle March 13, 2023