Pancake Gamer

A derogatory joke term for someone who exclusively plays non VR games.
Person 1: VR is lame! I like flatscreen games better!
Person 2: Silence pancake gamer!
by radioturtle December 18, 2019
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Destroy Dick Week

Destroy Dick Week is a challenge to nut 31 times in 7 days
Bob: Its impossible to nut 31 times in one week.
Dan: Challenge Accepted
Bob: You really want to try Destroy Dick Week?
by radioturtle September 19, 2018
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DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation
Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen
by radioturtle November 01, 2017
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trowelware

Trowelware, like shovelware is just a term for bad cheap games, but trowelware is different from shovelware in that it can still be fun to play, but its still not worth getting it full price.
Yeah, I just got back from the game store, picked up a few trowelware titles.
by radioturtle November 09, 2019
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No Pee January

A challenge where you don't pee for the entirety of January. It is similar in concept to No Nut November} and Destroy Dick December where you do/don't do something for an entire month.
Do you need to go to the bathroom?

No, im doing No Pee January, I can't
by radioturtle January 01, 2018
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cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"
Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.
by radioturtle July 01, 2022
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Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.
Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.
by radioturtle December 05, 2021
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