Costanza'd
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Costanza'd by completeandtotalliar November 3, 2016
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Costanza'd
The act of moving items you cannot afford to another shelf in the store, so nobody sees it. This was first done by George Costanza in the comedy Seinfeld.
Costanza'd by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018
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Dirty Costanza
When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
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Dirty Costanza
The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.
Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.
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Chrissy Costanza
Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.
- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
Chrissy Costanza by ChrissyForTheWin June 21, 2013
George Costanza
A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.
Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
George Costanza by Scott Irving January 2, 2006
Costanza nap
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