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Costanza'd 

The act of moving items you cannot afford to another shelf in the store, so nobody sees it. This was first done by George Costanza in the comedy Seinfeld.
"I just found a fleshlight somebody Costanza'd into the sporting goods section!"
Costanza'd by Maestro Miyagi June 8, 2018

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

Dirty Costanza

The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.
Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.
Dirty Costanza by BreatheThis January 13, 2009

Chrissy Costanza 

Awesome vocalist of the band named Against the Current.

- Somebody as pretty as a phoenix biting a rose
example. Oh my GOD! I want to see Chrissy Costanza D:

George Costanza 

A close friend of Jerry Seinfeld in the show 'Seinfeld.' He keeps all of his receipts in his wallet at all times, which in turn he keeps in his back pocket. His wallet is so massive that, when sitting down at a resturaunt, he must put a stack of napkins beneath the other pocket to level himself. Played by Jason Alexander.
Hey, did you see the Seinfeld rerun last night?
Yeah, it was the one where George sleeps under his desk, and Jerry calls a bomb threat.
Oh George Costanza...that George Costanza, when will he ever learn?
George Costanza by Scott Irving January 2, 2006

Costanza nap 

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.
I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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