When you fumble to impress a bitch by comparing her to the nerdiest shit ever. Typically used by males with low sperm count, who use it as either an intimidation tactic, or a strange compliment. It's unknown what exactly it means, the name may be a pun of sounding like a rocket-shaped penis, this is supported by being accompanied by the phrase "blasting off" in some places, and has been the star of shitty fake home videos.
It's unknown why soyboys tend to use this word, as absolutely no one would find it attractive in any meaningful capacity, but many presumably try anyway. Early uses appeared on the incel site 4chan, the earliest source is an anon who completely unironically called himself "Doog, Harnesser of CosmicX, Blaster of Babes" but it is likely to have originated earlier.
Being called a CosmicX references the earlier half of this definition, meaning you have fumbled to impress someone by being just too nerdy.
It's unknown why soyboys tend to use this word, as absolutely no one would find it attractive in any meaningful capacity, but many presumably try anyway. Early uses appeared on the incel site 4chan, the earliest source is an anon who completely unironically called himself "Doog, Harnesser of CosmicX, Blaster of Babes" but it is likely to have originated earlier.
Being called a CosmicX references the earlier half of this definition, meaning you have fumbled to impress someone by being just too nerdy.
"Those boobs made me CosmicX, blasting off, if you know what i mean."
"What the fuck? Kyle was better!! I'm leaving you."
"What the fuck? Kyle was better!! I'm leaving you."
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Cosmic Gate is a German trance, progressive trance and hard trance duo made up of Claus Terhoeven (aka Nic Chagall) and Stefan Bossems (DJ Bossi). They are best known for their singles "Exploration of Space", "The Drums", and "The Truth." Cosmic Gate has done remixes for popular DJs including DJ Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, and Ferry Corsten. Cosmic Gate's heavy, analog trance sound is considered by many to be the definition of hard trance.
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This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
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(stemmed from the English words 'cosmic' and 'illicit')
(stemmed from the English words 'cosmic' and 'illicit')
Dude. We both wore the same color shirt today and I'm in love with you even though you're married. Cosmicit.
by acantakeheron February 22, 2009
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When you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road passing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. "The Cosmic Joker nailed his ass"
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