coxwain

The commander of a racing shell. Usually under 5'5" and weighs no more than 100 pounds. May either sit at the bow or stern of the shell. Uses a microphone tool called a cox box or coxwains box. It is basically a headset microphone that is plugged into the shells speaker system with a guage for stroke rate on it. The coxwain or cox rarely uses the command stroke. Instead he/she uses these commands:

1.On the Ready! - command given to rowers telling them to prepare to row.

2.Ready...ROW! - command given for rowers to row.

3.Hold water/Hold - command given to pairs of rowers anywhere in the shell to stick the oar blade in the water and hold it there.

4.Power 10/20/30 etc. - command given to rowers to put full power into the number of strokes called.

5.Weigh Enough! - pronounced Way-nuff, command give to rowers to stop rowing.

6.oh...SHIT STOP, (insert port/starboard here) HOLD - command given when the very expensive racing shell is about to hit something.
Coxwain - Power 30 on 2, 1, 2.
Rowers - ahhh the pain, too many pieces.
Coxwain - you think i enjoy sitting here doing nothing yelling at you guys?
Stroke Seat - No... (said sarcastically)
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 22, 2006
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Fairfax High School

A "high-end" school in fairfac county, here are some interesting facts.

1. The Principle is dummer than the students.
2. Our assistant principle looks like Stalin.
3. We have fire drills while it rains.
4. Our football team went 1-11 this year, we just bought them a new field.
5. We have more drug addicts than a low-income black neiborhood.
6. Homeless people live behind our baseball field.
7. Our best sport is Cheerleading and we arent even good at that.
8. We have a 45-minute period of the day that somewhat resembles recess.
I love fairfax high school

Woodson can suck my choad.
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Choad

Condition in which ones penis is wider than it is tall.
Guy: Lets git it on!
Girl: what the fuck!!! You have a choad!!! oh shit thats wrong im leaving.
Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dinked

Term used in Counter-Strike that means to be shot in the head, but not killed. The "dink" part of this work comes from the sound a bullet makes when it hits a helmet.
Pack-a-Stan (RADIO): Go Go Go...
....ten seconds later...
Pack-a-Stan (Team): WOW NO BACKUP I GOT DINKED!
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The Pink Floyd Sound

Psychedelic rock that is played at a medium to high volume. Usually incorporated with acid. Many of the song are ununderstandable if you have never done drugs before.
So there I was listening to the Pink Floyd Sound while tripping on some hardcore LSD.
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Police

Civil workers that ruin everything fun in life. Drugs, Speeding, Shooting shit up, Blowing shit up etc.
Rastafari: Oh shit is the police mon!! Hide the weed mon!!
Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.
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failure

The New England Patriots 2007-2008 Football Season.
I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.
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