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cosmetic perjury 

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005

kitchen cosmetics 

Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.
Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"
kitchen cosmetics by beedot_i January 7, 2018

Cosmicality 

A cosmical mistake; to make the worst mistake possible.
"The cats decision of jumping over the dog was a disastrous cosmicality."
Cosmicality by Mr. Vox May 2, 2021
A joke, situation, or event that is both sick and funny...

Also, a joke, situation, or event that makes you laugh so hard, you need medical attention
Derived from the words comedy and medical.
watching Sarah Palin pardon a turkey at thanksgiving while other turkeys were being slaughtered in the background was very comedical
comedical by zino0 August 22, 2010

cosmically funny

When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.

Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"
Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?

Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.] 

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!
I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!