noun:
the tactful response required when umeet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.
aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"
Term made famous in referring to YouTubers in the beauty community who attempt to make their own makeup and cosmetics. Usually means having informal development environments, such as in their kitchen and bedroom, or in relation to unhygienic practices and questionable ingredients. 'Kitchen cosmetics' became a famous term regarding John Kuckian's makeup line.
Cassey: "What do you think of John Kuckian's makeup line?"
Michelle: "What makeup line? You mean his kitchen cosmetics?"
When something is funny in a way that only a passive observer to the universe would find funny. Usually out of irony or blatant injustice, and often as a result of tradgedy or something that would almost never be considered traditionally funny.
Can also be used to describe something as "funny in a cosmic sort of way"
Did you hear about that guy who got hit by a firetruck while he was on fire?
Yeah, that was really tragic, but honestly cosmically funny.