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Cosmetic is where you ejaculate into a girl's hair but then you have to take your lode out with a spoon
Your like the stars ,because your head is looking cosmetic as fuck
by Cockwomble12 June 27, 2017
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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