cosmetic 

Cosmetic is where you ejaculate into a girl's hair but then you have to take your lode out with a spoon

Your like the stars ,because your head is looking cosmetic as fuck

cosmetic by Cockwomble12 June 30, 2017

cosmetic perjury 

noun:
the tactful response required when u meet an acquaintance who has proudly changed hi/her hair, face or body in a failed attempt to improve his/ her appearance.

aks:"dude did u see that guy, what crap has he done to his hair,looks like he's got a broom up his head"
mj:"so , did u manage the cosmetic perjury??"

cosmetic perjury by its_aks November 5, 2005

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.] 

Everything looks better in dim lights or from a distance!!!

I seen this hot guy across the bar, as I got closer, I realized, it was the Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance!

Cosmetic Effect of Darkness/Distance [C.E.D.] by Kenneth W Armstrong May 1, 2005

cosmetic whore 

A girl who switches brand loyalty depending on who has a free gift with purchase.

I am such a cosmetic whore. Last week I loved Clinique, this week it's Lancome ~ Great free gwp.

cosmetic whore by Blame Ceiling Hue September 8, 2010

cosmetic pill 

Pills used for cosmetic purposes that benefit the user in terms of physical appearance.

Many celebrities take cosmetic pills to make their skin look more radiant.

cosmetic pill by hayvoid July 25, 2012

cosmetic smoker 

A person that pretends to smoke weed to look cool but never inhales the smoke but instead holds it in his or her cheeks then blows it out

Yeah man i was smokin some bud with this cosmetic smoker man he was hittin the blunt like he was afraid or something i cant smoke with that liar

cosmetic smoker by Nyja gano July 13, 2017

Cosmetic Vaginery 

A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.

Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are.

Cosmetic Vaginery by wonderplumb April 25, 2011