cosmetician 

A trained make-up professional in the funeral industry, a beautician who works in mortuaries to ready a corpse for presentation and viewing.

Callie Parrish, protagonist of Fran Rizer's novels, is a cosmetician at Middleton's Mortuary in South Carolina.

cosmetician by UnicornTapestry October 29, 2012

Cosmetician 

The fancy name a store gives the clerk who works behind the cosmetics counter. Not to be confused with a Cosmetologist/Beautican. For to be a Cosmetologist/Beautican you have to take a 2 yr course in a career school or college and go to State Board and take a written and practical test to obtain your license.

Mindy: I can't find the eyeliner in ravin raspberry.
Chloe: Why don't you ask the Cosmetician if they have your shade.

That dumb Cosmetician thinks shes a Cosmetologist just because she works behind the cosmetics counter.

Cosmetician by sweetcherrybombs May 5, 2009

cosmetically challenged 

Used to describe someone who has done one or more of the following:
1. Stabbed themselves in the eye with makeup tools more than once
2. Accidentally used blush as eyeshadow
3. Completed one eye, and then given up

Wow, did you see Kaley's face? She is definitely cosmetically challenged.

cosmetically challenged by Ravem March 14, 2016

Cosmetical 

Something done for cosmetic purposes, but with a Sarah Palin twist on the English Language.

We prepared the inserts for the binder for cosmetical purposes.

Cosmetical by DesertRatJohn May 18, 2011