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cuttlefishing 

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.
I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.
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Cuttlefishing 

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.
"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."
Cuttlefishing by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015

cuttlefishing 

The act of rubbing ones labia (vaginal lips) over another persons mouth/lips much like the female version of teabagging.
I teabagged Jamie last night and she got me back by cuttlefishing me
cuttlefishing by dalanjiau November 29, 2015

Cuttlefishing 

Cuttlefishing is when you shart underwater, causing a brown cloud much like a cuttlefish's ink escape mechanism.
That bath was too relaxing i started cuttlefishing all over the place.
Cuttlefishing by Umarail March 29, 2015
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026