Cortlefishing

When you pull your dick and out of her pussy like a jumping fish

Me and her went cortlefishing last night all night long

by Say hi to your mom for me March 24, 2019

cuttlefishing

Hanging around in groups of women and acting like they do so as to fool other males into thinking you are not a threat. At the same time you show off many of your manly qualities to the woman to try and get them to sleep with you. Comes from Wild Cuttlefish changing half of their camouflage, the bit facing another male, to female colours while putting on an amazing colour display on the side facing the female. This is so they can mate easily without fighting with other males.

I went out with all my female friends from work last night, to a cocktail bar talking about summer clothes, babies and relationships I was proper cuttlefishing tying to get in their pants.

by scumbag college dunce June 27, 2014

Cuttlefishing

The Female version of teabagging.

To hover one's private lady parts over the face of an unsuspecting male.

"O my God! Cassie, look at Jeff. He has fallen asleep"
"Oh yeah! Time for some cuttlefishing..."

by Wirey_Squirey November 29, 2015

cuttlefishing

The act of rubbing ones labia (vaginal lips) over another persons mouth/lips much like the female version of teabagging.

I teabagged Jamie last night and she got me back by cuttlefishing me

by dalanjiau November 29, 2015

Cuttlefishing

Cuttlefishing is when you shart underwater, causing a brown cloud much like a cuttlefish's ink escape mechanism.

That bath was too relaxing i started cuttlefishing all over the place.

by Umarail March 29, 2015