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the FitnessGram™ pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues 

The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Poo be continued 

Having a bowel movement that reaches completion, yet the mover knows that there is more to come, but not right at that moment.
"I clenched up when Ian knocked on the door. I guess the only option is to have another cup of coffee and walk around a little bit. This is poo be continued...
Poo be continued by roonetoon December 25, 2010

Ad Proximum Convivium

A Latin term meaning "on to the next party." The "V's" are pronounced as "W's" as per traditional Latin prononciation. (Ad proximum conwiwium)

Popularized by the Seattle-based radio show/podcast Too Beautiful to Live (TBTL).
TBTL just got cancelled as a radio show, but is still a podcast. Oh well, ad proximum convivium, I suppose.
Ad Proximum Convivium by A Ten September 13, 2009

continuum transfunctioner 

The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.
"We are looking for the continuum transfunctioner.
Who are you guys?
We're not guys.
We're hot chicks.
She's totally right.
The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device
...and...
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power. "
continuum transfunctioner by TraGuss September 5, 2006

Date-Time Continuum 

A span of time in the future equal to the current length of a relationship. For a relationship 6 months long, the Date-Time Continuum's event horizon lies 6 months in the future.

Violating the Date-Time Continuum by making plans beyond the event horizon is ill-advised and stands to cause the relationship to explode in a dazzling supernova of animosity or collapse into a blackhole of mutual loathing.
Ted: "Stella and I are going to her sister's wedding in 6 months"

Barney: "Wait, how long have you and Stella been dating?"

Ted: "3 months"

Barney: "Dude, bad idea. You can't make any plans with Stella for anything more than 3 months in the future. Don't risk violating the Date-Time Continuum."
Date-Time Continuum by Kamputer July 20, 2010

Amaris (continued) 

Amaris likes to experiment and shake things up and she might do so in changing up her hair or learning a new skill. She can sometimes come off as easy-going but usually she has a set goal and when she puts her mind to something there's no stopping her-once started she must finish it! She gets good grades and is not genius level smart but is still pretty smart, and she knows it. Still she doesn't go around bragging. Amaris is beautiful and making her happy makes you happy. A lot of people take Amaris for granted because she's a reliable friend and will never stab you in the back. Ever. So if you have an Amaris in your life, make sure she knows how much you really appreciate her.
Amaris (continued)
Girl 1: Amaris is so good at that and she only started last week!
Girl 2: That's because she's so determined!!

Girl 3: You can trust Amaris- she'd never tell your secrets.
Girl 4: She's so nice.
Amaris (continued) by SlurpNugget November 22, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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