Coronism
Coronism by Quarantino May 14, 2020
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Cornism
Cornism is a incredible religion of following corn. Now you may ask, but why would people worship corn ? That doesnt make any sense! Well there are obvious reasons for this. Corn has many uses, such as; corn silk, corn glue, corn meal, corn pencilin, corn syrup, corn grain, and corn ethanol. And even more are being made! We owe many things to corn, and we havent given corn the respect it deserves. There are 1000+ uses, but still no one seems to care. We are here to change that. Convert to Cornism today.
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Coronisms
Coronisms are particular terms and phrases (of advice) you often hear being used amidst the 2020 COVID-19 outbreak. Examples of such coronisms include: social distancing, asymptomatic, self-quarantine, self-isolation, community spread, "don't touch your face", "wash your hands for 20 seconds", etc.
1) As Timmy was preparing for school, his mom babbled an incessant flow of coronisms in hopes that his son will stay alert of and safe from the virus.
2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms
2) Mom: So what did the principal talk about at the assembly today?
Me: Idk just a bunch of coronisms
Coronisms by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 25, 2020
Coronaism
An ideology that preaches that evil has descended on Earth through the visitation of a virus to remind its inhabitants to turn away from their sinful, depraved, or unnatural ways, because their failure to do so would only quicken the global apocalypse by a few decades.
CoronImmune
The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.
Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
CoronImmune by YAWA March 26, 2020
Coronish
I visited the hospital after feeling coronish. The doctor told me later that it wasn't coronavirus but HIV.
Cornism
Cornism is basically the religion based entirely around corn you must devote your entire life to corn everything u love is nothing corn is your everything now.