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Cornfuckery

/kôrnˈfəkərē/ noun. behavior that suspends belief that an individual, group, notion or act is acceptable by any contemporary standards. term rarely spoken to callout such behavior but often seen as countenance through gasps or raised eyebrows on those identifying such behavior. a parlance often written as two separate words but spoken as one. Previously posted on December 20, 2020 but unpublished by accident March 20, 2022
His cornfuckery perplexed her. Their collective cornfuckery pushed the goalposts of credibility. My cornfuckery painted me into a corner.
by lifeintheair March 20, 2022
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confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together
Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.
by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009
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cornfucker

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now
by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018
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Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.
This is one confuckered website!
by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003
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cockfuckery

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.
God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.
by Matt May 13, 2004
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Cornfucker

A person from a midwest state, while most prevalent in indiana, Illinois and missouri.
Those Cornfuckers in the midwest do it with corn
by Fishisagoodfood April 22, 2022
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Confuckerated

Means the same as fucked up but sounds cooler, like how bitch is a cooler word for female.
Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.
by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008
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