Cornfuckery

/kôrnˈfəkərē/ noun. behavior that suspends belief that an individual, group, notion or act is acceptable by any contemporary standards. term rarely spoken to callout such behavior but often seen as countenance through gasps or raised eyebrows on those identifying such behavior. a parlance often written as two separate words but spoken as one. Previously posted on December 20, 2020 but unpublished by accident March 20, 2022

His cornfuckery perplexed her. Their collective cornfuckery pushed the goalposts of credibility. My cornfuckery painted me into a corner.

Cornfuckery by lifeintheair March 20, 2022

Words you can keep

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

confuckery by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009

Related Words

Cornfuckery • cornfucker • confuckery • Confuckered • Confuckeried • Confuckermation • clownfuckery • cockfuckery • Confuckerated • Cornfucked

cornfucker

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn

This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

cornfucker by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018

Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

Confuckered by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

cockfuckery

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.

God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.

cockfuckery by Matt May 13, 2004

Cornfucker

A person from a midwest state, while most prevalent in indiana, Illinois and missouri.

Those Cornfuckers in the midwest do it with corn

Cornfucker by Fishisagoodfood April 22, 2022

Confuckerated

Means the same as fucked up but sounds cooler, like how bitch is a cooler word for female.

Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.

Confuckerated by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

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Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

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