Cornwalker

noun. pronunciation Ko Rnnn waah kerr. American Origin.. Ever since the first corn maze was invented in 1993, people have found ways to destroy the months of hard work that those poor farmers have put into their maze of corn.. A cornwalker is someone who goes to a corn maze, for the sole reason to walk through the walls of corn. If you see one, it is of the utmost importance that you yell "CORNWALKER! CORRRRNNNWALKKER!" at them.. why, you ask? because they must be reminded that they are a failure in life.... and maybe, just maybe they will follow the maze that makes a corn maze, a corn maze, not corn walls to walk through. these people are also know to pick off the corn, and throw it in the air screaming "CORN HOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!", or pretend that the corn is their penis, and run up behind someone and rape them with said corn... either way, beware of the cornwalkers..

1. "mazes are hard..." *walks through walls of corn* I've given up.. I am a cornwalker..

2. "those gawd damn cornwalkers, ruining my design" *sobbing hysterically* says every corn farmer ever...
3. walking through the maze like a normal person "man, this place is a-Maze-ing!"
"good one... what's that noise" rustling of the corn stalks,a child walks through the wall of corn...
"CORNWALKER!! how. dare. you." slaps him across the face.

by kelseycoca October 28, 2013

Cornpacker

"Cornpacker is a derogatory term for Gay Iowans." Stephen Colbert testifying in Congress to Steve King (R-Iowa).

Turns out my nephew from Des Moines is gay, what a cornpacker.

by Ian OK September 25, 2010

cornballer

A dangerous machine invented and marketed by George Bluth Sr. on the hit show Arrested Development. The machine makes fried treats called cornballs.

Mexican guard: Cornballer....
George Sr: Si! Cornballer!

George Michael: That's a little cornball
Michael: I don't mind

by Toby Funke June 27, 2006

Cornstalker

someone who is all up in your bussiness and thinks you don't notice.

Two people are having a private conversation and notice another party is listening. The word "Cornstalker" would be obnoxiuosly yelled out by one of the Two people having the conversation making the other party aware there is someone all up in your conversation.

by DLIBRA December 6, 2009

Cornwalled

To "accidentally" ejaculate semen into a partner's nose via one or both nostrils.

Man, Owen totally Cornwalled that girl. She was blowing cum out her nose for hours.

by The Society to Prevent Owen from Cuming in My Nose May 11, 2008

cornpacker

"A derogatory term for a gay Iowan."

As quoted by Stephen Colbert on 9/24/10, during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Security.

Dude that cornpacker was totally checking you out.

Hey man, don't be a cornpacker, ask that bitch out!

by Gmandanovitz55 September 26, 2010

cornpacker

Derogatory term for a Gay Iowan.

I can't believe that guy is entering the quilting contest at the Iowa State Fair; he must be a cornpacker."

by cspan3lurker September 25, 2010