Cornjacked 

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.

Cornjacked by Cornjack August 4, 2008

cartjacked 

Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.

Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.

cartjacked by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016

Cornpacker 

"Cornpacker is a derogatory term for Gay Iowans." Stephen Colbert testifying in Congress to Steve King (R-Iowa).

Turns out my nephew from Des Moines is gay, what a cornpacker.

Cornpacker by Ian OK September 25, 2010

Pornjacked 

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

Pornjacked by dsm1 June 27, 2012

cornpacker 

"A derogatory term for a gay Iowan."

As quoted by Stephen Colbert on 9/24/10, during the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Security.

Dude that cornpacker was totally checking you out.

Hey man, don't be a cornpacker, ask that bitch out!

cornpacker by Gmandanovitz55 September 26, 2010

cornpacker 

Derogatory term for a Gay Iowan.

I can't believe that guy is entering the quilting contest at the Iowa State Fair; he must be a cornpacker."

cornpacker by cspan3lurker September 25, 2010

cartjacked 

When in an online store, adding an item to your cart doesn't save it and another user can checkout before you, making the item in your cart out of stock

E.g. Damn just got cartjacked

Never mind I'll just be salty on twitter

cartjacked by Cartjacked February 6, 2017