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Coondawg 

An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook will show only their smart and cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.
"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
Coondawg by waterpoloisgay August 14, 2012
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corndawgg 

A very nice person who usually has a very dark sense of humor. He usually isn't there when you need him, but he will be there at times you don't. Corndawgg's usually make sure everyone is having fun.
Girl1: Hey did you see Corndawgg
Girl2: Yeah, he really cheered up the party.
corndawgg by Pynite January 17, 2018

Corbdawg 

The state of Corbin who likes to have a good time and get turnt!
Many were summoned but only the Corbdawg answered the call.
Corbdawg by Stone Crab Time! December 17, 2020

Corndaddy 

Corndaddy is a term derived from "Cornhole". It is much less publibicaly offensive than "cornhole" yet retains its essence of humour. You could be in a church and mention your sore corndaddy without anyone other than your bros understanding what is truly implied.
"Right in the corndaddy."
"That shit tore up my corndaddy."
Corndaddy by and im the JR November 26, 2007

ConDawgZ 

A pathetic loser who cries about getting low numbers, on his mediocre piece of shit music.
Guy 1: hey, have you heard the newest ConDawgZ song?
Guy 2: fuck no, who do you think I am?
Guy 1: okay good haha
ConDawgZ by frickcondawgz August 23, 2020

Corndawg 

A 'corndawg' is an antisocial incel, never seeing the light of day.
(jokes)
Damn, he's suck a fucking corndawg.
Corndawg by RustyLegacy December 18, 2022