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Coondawg
An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook will show only their smart and cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.
"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
Coondawg by waterpoloisgay August 14, 2012
Related Words
corndawgg • Corndawgd • corn dawg • corndogging • corndogger • Corndoggin • corndoggin’ • Cornswaggled • ConDawgZ • Coondawg
Corndogged
Be careful selling using Pay Pal to transfer the funds, there is a possibility of getting corndogged buy the buyer.
Corndogged by advrider October 2, 2012
cornswaggle
cornswaggle by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007
corndogger
Me and Jane rode the tunnel of love.
Jim and Eric rode the tunnel of fudge.
Eric's been a corndogger since he was
knee high. His ass is red'r than a summer
sunset!!!
Jim and Eric rode the tunnel of fudge.
Eric's been a corndogger since he was
knee high. His ass is red'r than a summer
sunset!!!
corndogger by Dylan(RAWDAWGN)Leveille January 6, 2009
Corndogger
Corndogger by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020
cornswaggler
cornswaggler by katotool April 23, 2007
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