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Coondawg 

An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook will show only their smart and cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.
"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."
Coondawg by waterpoloisgay August 14, 2012

Corndogged 

To screw somebody out of what they are owed using PayPal.
Be careful selling using Pay Pal to transfer the funds, there is a possibility of getting corndogged buy the buyer.
Corndogged by advrider October 2, 2012

cornswaggle

to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam
i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to get a job.
cornswaggle by Jesse Castillo June 12, 2007

corndogger 

A male who gives or takes it up the ass.
Me and Jane rode the tunnel of love.
Jim and Eric rode the tunnel of fudge.
Eric's been a corndogger since he was
knee high. His ass is red'r than a summer
sunset!!!

Corndogger 

Corndogger (ka-orn daug-er) a male who relentlessly pursues you with corny romantic tactics.
Poor Shay-Shay keeps getting calls from that corndogger Wayne.
Corndogger by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020

cornswaggler 

someone who thinks he/she is smarter than you, and thinks he/she can pull the corn over youre eyes!
that dude is a freakin cornswaggler!!
cornswaggler by katotool April 23, 2007