Coondawg

An aging Harlem dweller. A Coondawg by nature likes to think that he/she is very cool, knowledgeable and quite politically correct in order to cover all bases with friends. Coondawgs tend to be on the higher end of middle-agedom and in great attempts to recapture their youth will resort to dating younger women, cheating on their wives, playing water polo or going on adventures to stupid places like Mexico for example. Coondawgs rarely allow their vulnerabilities to show and will not allow themselves to ever be seen in a negative light. Their Facebook will show only their smart and cool side. Any pictures that appear to show the Coondawg looking like a dog with his head out of the window will have their comments deleted immediately. Anyone who allows themselves to even be called a "Coondawg" once they've reached legal drinking age should be reconsidering their entire lives anyway.

"Yo, Andy, what's up bro?"
"Dude, you will address me by my cool name, "Coondawg!"
"Yea dickwad, whatever. Yo, you should get your daughter some Proactive."
"That's my girlfriend...."

by waterpoloisgay August 14, 2012

corndawgg

A very nice person who usually has a very dark sense of humor. He usually isn't there when you need him, but he will be there at times you don't. Corndawgg's usually make sure everyone is having fun.

Girl1: Hey did you see Corndawgg
Girl2: Yeah, he really cheered up the party.

by Pynite January 17, 2018

ConDawgZ

A pathetic loser who cries about getting low numbers, on his mediocre piece of shit music.

Guy 1: hey, have you heard the newest ConDawgZ song?
Guy 2: fuck no, who do you think I am?
Guy 1: okay good haha

by frickcondawgz August 23, 2020

Coomdawg

A sort of meme of some sorts. I don't know, one of the lads at my Discord just said it and i've been following it since. All i know is that there's a Twitter user named Coomdawg or something

Awh yeeeeeeeee Coomdawg

by Bookworm Adventures: Deluxe January 18, 2020

Corndawgd

When under belief something is completed but really is not

I was corndawgd at the drive thru, I received my hamburger but the fries were missing.

by Wisetales March 10, 2020

Corndawg

A 'corndawg' is an antisocial incel, never seeing the light of day.
(jokes)

Damn, he's suck a fucking corndawg.

by RustyLegacy December 18, 2022