Corncrap

Corn nibblets on the surface of the feces making the log look like an ear of corn.

After that healthy dinner of corn on the cob last night my poo was corncrap.

Corncrap by Jerry Smilten March 30, 2011

concraption 

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

concraption by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

Corn Crap 

Feces that contains a large amount of corn lodged inside of it. Usually in the shape of a brown log "corn crap" contains yellow nibblets that protrude like branches on a tree.

"I had so much corn tonight im gonna have a huge corn crap."

Corn Crap by JoshElliott November 11, 2005

Concraptions 

The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.

Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'

Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'

Concraptions by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010

Cornacrapia 

A corn turd

Cornacrapia I thought to myself as I lifted my ass off the pot.. what a great harvest.!!

Cornacrapia by Petesbeeps August 12, 2017

concraptions 

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

concraptions by boyward December 29, 2008

Concrapulations 

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

Concrapulations by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012